Randy
[Samantha has filled out an "anonymous" sex quiz naming her crush, which has fallen into unknown hands]
Jake Ryan? He doesn't even know you exist.
Samantha
Thank you, that's a very nice thing to say.
Randy
I'm sorry, but Jake Ryan? He's a senior, and he's taken. I mean, really taken.
Samantha
I know. He's supposed to be my ideal.
Randy
He's ideal for sure, but, forget it.
Samantha
God, I hope whoever got the note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.

