Father Ignatius: [Repeatedly] Oh... Remember. Nothing ever is bad as it seems at first. Fight the good fight.
Sister Mary Clarence: Okay.
Father Ignatius: Sursum corda.
Sister Mary Clarence: Wait a minute, what was that?
Father Ignatius: It's Latin. It means "lift up your heart".
Sister Mary Clarence: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "insert some quarters." I don't know if I'm cut out for this.
Father Ignatius: You're jokin' me. The children are waiting.
Sister Mary Clarence: Thanks. Yeah. Ain't they?
Students: [Repeatedly chanting] Cold beans, hey and collard greens...
Female student 1: [To male student] Hey, cold beans... Oh. No. See. That's why your mama deejays for the ice-cream truck. [Male student points at her with her supporters pointing back and excitedly burst out exclaiming in triumphant camaraderie]
...
Female student 2: Your mama is so fat. She sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out. That's why your mother's so fat. She's on both sides of the rainbow.
Father Ignatius: Keep the faith. Sister. Just keep the faith. Remember. Our Lord said. "O be ye strong of will."
Sister Mary Patrick: And ye better be tough as nails too.
Sister Mary Clarence: Yeah. [To class] Good morning. I'd like to introduce myself. Would you all put your seats back in order. Please?
Student: Watch my shoes. Watch my new shoes!
Sister Mary Clarence: I have this funny problem with my ears. I don't like a lot of noise. So maybe you could do it quietly? Thank you so much. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Sister Mary Clarence. And I am...
Frankie: [Interrupting her] Yo mama?
Sister Mary Clarence: No. Sir. Let's talk about your mama... who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Thank you. Let's try attendance.
Tyler: I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Tyler Chase... and on behalf of the whole music class as we are...
Wesley: Tyler. Tyler. You got a little something on your nose. [Gestures on nose]
Rita: Yeah. Tyler. A big. Big brown thing right around here. "Hello. I'm Tyler Chase." [Gestures on nose]
Sister Mary Clarence: Thank you. Mr. Chase. Richard Pincham.
Frank: Wake up. Fool! [Throws writing utensil at him with head down on desk]
Richard: [Wakes up] Paper or plastic?
Sister Mary Clarence: I beg your pardon. Are you Richard?
Richard: Yeah.
Sister Mary Clarence: [Picking up paper off floor of graffiti sketches] Did you do these?
Richard: Yeah. S-S-Sorry. Sorry.
Sister Mary Clarence: Let me see.
Richard: That's why they call me Sketch. I do sketches. Sorry.
Sister Mary Clarence: These are real good.
Richard: Thanks.
Sister Mary Clarence: Try to stay awake in my class. Though. All right. All right. Wesley James. Wesley Glen James.
Wesley: Respectfully. My sister... James is the slave name forced upon my ancestors. While Wesley. That's some name my assimilationist parents came up with. But today. In honour of all my brothers and sisters who died in the struggle, I wish to be called by my true name; Ahmal M'jomo Jamaael, which means; "He who is spirited."
Sister Mary Clarence: And long-winded.
Frank: Yeah. A simple "present" would've done it. Bro.
Sister Mary Clarence: And who are you?
Frank: Fran-kay. Hey, ho, hey, ho, check it out. Check it out. Hello there, miss, and let me kick an introduction, flute, violin, bass guitar and then percussion.
Wesley: Man. That's white. Man.
Frank: ..it seems you are a sister...
Wesley: Man. Just stop. Can't you come up with your own thing? Or must you continually come behind my people and steal our expressions? First jazz. Then rock and roll. Now rap. What you gonna try to take next. Man?
Frank: I'm gonna take your girl if you ain't careful.
Wesley: Keep talkin' there. Boy.
Sister Mary Clarence: Excuse me. Let's leave this display of manhood outside. Shall we? Thank you so much.
Rita: Yo. Could we hurry this up. Some of us got things to do.
Frank: Word up.
Rita: You know what I'm sayin'? Goodness.
Sister Mary Clarence: Are you Rita Watson?
Rita: Yeah. That's me. And I'm sorry I don't have any cute stories or antidotes to tell you.
Wesley: [Looking behind at her correcting her] Anecdote.
Rita: Ahmal. Shut up. Mind your business. [Shoves him]
Sister Mary Clarence: Well. How 'bout we just call you Rita Diva-with-a-'tude?
Rita: Hey. Sister. Maybe I can help you out? Are we all here?
All students: Yeah!
Rita: We're here.
Sister Mary Clarence: Thank you. All right. what have you been doin'?
All students: [All looking down guiltily] Is she jokin'? Chillin'.
Sister Mary Clarence: All right. Let me give you an easier question.
Sister Mary Clarence: Where are the music books?
Students: Up there. [All point to ceiling covered excessively in spitballs]
Sister Mary Clarence: Oh.
Rita: Maybe I should explain something to you. Sister. See. Um. This is what we call a bird course. Now. The reason we call it a bird course is because we. Uh... [All students make bird wing gestures] fly right through it. See. All you gotta do to pass in this class is show up.
Sister Mary Clarence: Hmm. So you come to class... you do nothing and you pass?
Rita: Oh. No. We don't exactly do nothing. We have a good time. Too. Yo. Frankie.
Sister Mary Clarence: Okay.
Father Ignatius: Sursum corda.
Sister Mary Clarence: Wait a minute, what was that?
Father Ignatius: It's Latin. It means "lift up your heart".
Sister Mary Clarence: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "insert some quarters." I don't know if I'm cut out for this.
Father Ignatius: You're jokin' me. The children are waiting.
Sister Mary Clarence: Thanks. Yeah. Ain't they?
Students: [Repeatedly chanting] Cold beans, hey and collard greens...
Female student 1: [To male student] Hey, cold beans... Oh. No. See. That's why your mama deejays for the ice-cream truck. [Male student points at her with her supporters pointing back and excitedly burst out exclaiming in triumphant camaraderie]
...
Female student 2: Your mama is so fat. She sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out. That's why your mother's so fat. She's on both sides of the rainbow.
Father Ignatius: Keep the faith. Sister. Just keep the faith. Remember. Our Lord said. "O be ye strong of will."
Sister Mary Patrick: And ye better be tough as nails too.
Sister Mary Clarence: Yeah. [To class] Good morning. I'd like to introduce myself. Would you all put your seats back in order. Please?
Student: Watch my shoes. Watch my new shoes!
Sister Mary Clarence: I have this funny problem with my ears. I don't like a lot of noise. So maybe you could do it quietly? Thank you so much. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Sister Mary Clarence. And I am...
Frankie: [Interrupting her] Yo mama?
Sister Mary Clarence: No. Sir. Let's talk about your mama... who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Thank you. Let's try attendance.
Tyler: I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Tyler Chase... and on behalf of the whole music class as we are...
Wesley: Tyler. Tyler. You got a little something on your nose. [Gestures on nose]
Rita: Yeah. Tyler. A big. Big brown thing right around here. "Hello. I'm Tyler Chase." [Gestures on nose]
Sister Mary Clarence: Thank you. Mr. Chase. Richard Pincham.
Frank: Wake up. Fool! [Throws writing utensil at him with head down on desk]
Richard: [Wakes up] Paper or plastic?
Sister Mary Clarence: I beg your pardon. Are you Richard?
Richard: Yeah.
Sister Mary Clarence: [Picking up paper off floor of graffiti sketches] Did you do these?
Richard: Yeah. S-S-Sorry. Sorry.
Sister Mary Clarence: Let me see.
Richard: That's why they call me Sketch. I do sketches. Sorry.
Sister Mary Clarence: These are real good.
Richard: Thanks.
Sister Mary Clarence: Try to stay awake in my class. Though. All right. All right. Wesley James. Wesley Glen James.
Wesley: Respectfully. My sister... James is the slave name forced upon my ancestors. While Wesley. That's some name my assimilationist parents came up with. But today. In honour of all my brothers and sisters who died in the struggle, I wish to be called by my true name; Ahmal M'jomo Jamaael, which means; "He who is spirited."
Sister Mary Clarence: And long-winded.
Frank: Yeah. A simple "present" would've done it. Bro.
Sister Mary Clarence: And who are you?
Frank: Fran-kay. Hey, ho, hey, ho, check it out. Check it out. Hello there, miss, and let me kick an introduction, flute, violin, bass guitar and then percussion.
Wesley: Man. That's white. Man.
Frank: ..it seems you are a sister...
Wesley: Man. Just stop. Can't you come up with your own thing? Or must you continually come behind my people and steal our expressions? First jazz. Then rock and roll. Now rap. What you gonna try to take next. Man?
Frank: I'm gonna take your girl if you ain't careful.
Wesley: Keep talkin' there. Boy.
Sister Mary Clarence: Excuse me. Let's leave this display of manhood outside. Shall we? Thank you so much.
Rita: Yo. Could we hurry this up. Some of us got things to do.
Frank: Word up.
Rita: You know what I'm sayin'? Goodness.
Sister Mary Clarence: Are you Rita Watson?
Rita: Yeah. That's me. And I'm sorry I don't have any cute stories or antidotes to tell you.
Wesley: [Looking behind at her correcting her] Anecdote.
Rita: Ahmal. Shut up. Mind your business. [Shoves him]
Sister Mary Clarence: Well. How 'bout we just call you Rita Diva-with-a-'tude?
Rita: Hey. Sister. Maybe I can help you out? Are we all here?
All students: Yeah!
Rita: We're here.
Sister Mary Clarence: Thank you. All right. what have you been doin'?
All students: [All looking down guiltily] Is she jokin'? Chillin'.
Sister Mary Clarence: All right. Let me give you an easier question.
Sister Mary Clarence: Where are the music books?
Students: Up there. [All point to ceiling covered excessively in spitballs]
Sister Mary Clarence: Oh.
Rita: Maybe I should explain something to you. Sister. See. Um. This is what we call a bird course. Now. The reason we call it a bird course is because we. Uh... [All students make bird wing gestures] fly right through it. See. All you gotta do to pass in this class is show up.
Sister Mary Clarence: Hmm. So you come to class... you do nothing and you pass?
Rita: Oh. No. We don't exactly do nothing. We have a good time. Too. Yo. Frankie.
Father Ignatius : [ Repeatedly ] Oh... Remember. Nothing ever is bad as it seems at first. Fight the good fight.
Sister Mary Clarence : Okay.
Father Ignatius : Sursum corda.
Sister Mary Clarence : Wait a minute, what was that?
Father Ignatius : It's Latin. It means "lift up your heart".
Sister Mary Clarence : Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "insert some quarters." I don't know if I'm cut out for this.
Father Ignatius : You're jokin' me. The children are waiting.
Sister Mary Clarence : Thanks. Yeah. Ain't they?
Students : [ Repeatedly chanting ] Cold beans, hey and collard greens...
Female student 1 : [ To male student ] Hey, cold beans... Oh. No. See. That's why your mama deejays for the ice-cream truck. [ Male student points at her with her supporters pointing back and excitedly burst out exclaiming in triumphant camaraderie ]
...
Female student 2 : Your mama is so fat. She sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out. That's why your mother's so fat. She's on both sides of the rainbow.
Father Ignatius : Keep the faith. Sister. Just keep the faith. Remember. Our Lord said. "O be ye strong of will."
Sister Mary Patrick : And ye better be tough as nails too.
Sister Mary Clarence : Yeah. [ To class ] Good morning. I'd like to introduce myself. Would you all put your seats back in order. Please?
Student : Watch my shoes. Watch my new shoes!
Sister Mary Clarence : I have this funny problem with my ears. I don't like a lot of noise. So maybe you could do it quietly? Thank you so much. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Sister Mary Clarence. And I am...
Frankie : [ Interrupting her ] Yo mama?
Sister Mary Clarence : No. Sir. Let's talk about your mama... who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Thank you. Let's try attendance.
Tyler : I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Tyler Chase... and on behalf of the whole music class as we are...
Wesley : Tyler. Tyler. You got a little something on your nose. [ Gestures on nose ]
Rita : Yeah. Tyler. A big. Big brown thing right around here. "Hello. I'm Tyler Chase." [ Gestures on nose ]
Sister Mary Clarence : Thank you. Mr. Chase. Richard Pincham.
Frank : Wake up. Fool! [ Throws writing utensil at him with head down on desk ]
Richard : [ Wakes up ] Paper or plastic?
Sister Mary Clarence : I beg your pardon. Are you Richard?
Richard : Yeah.
Sister Mary Clarence : [ Picking up paper off floor of graffiti sketches ] Did you do these?
Richard : Yeah. S-S-Sorry. Sorry.
Sister Mary Clarence : Let me see.
Richard : That's why they call me Sketch. I do sketches. Sorry.
Sister Mary Clarence : These are real good.
Richard : Thanks.
Sister Mary Clarence : Try to stay awake in my class. Though. All right. All right. Wesley James. Wesley Glen James.
Wesley : Respectfully. My sister... James is the slave name forced upon my ancestors. While Wesley. That's some name my assimilationist parents came up with. But today. In honour of all my brothers and sisters who died in the struggle, I wish to be called by my true name; Ahmal M'jomo Jamaael, which means; "He who is spirited."
Sister Mary Clarence : And long-winded.
Frank : Yeah. A simple "present" would've done it. Bro.
Sister Mary Clarence : And who are you?
Frank : Fran-kay. Hey, ho, hey, ho, check it out. Check it out. Hello there, miss, and let me kick an introduction, flute, violin, bass guitar and then percussion.
Wesley : Man. That's white. Man.
Frank : ..it seems you are a sister...
Wesley : Man. Just stop. Can't you come up with your own thing? Or must you continually come behind my people and steal our expressions? First jazz. Then rock and roll. Now rap. What you gonna try to take next. Man?
Frank : I'm gonna take your girl if you ain't careful.
Wesley : Keep talkin' there. Boy.
Sister Mary Clarence : Excuse me. Let's leave this display of manhood outside. Shall we? Thank you so much.
Rita : Yo. Could we hurry this up. Some of us got things to do.
Frank : Word up.
Rita : You know what I'm sayin'? Goodness.
Sister Mary Clarence : Are you Rita Watson?
Rita : Yeah. That's me. And I'm sorry I don't have any cute stories or antidotes to tell you.
Wesley : [ Looking behind at her correcting her ] Anecdote.
Rita : Ahmal. Shut up. Mind your business. [ Shoves him ]
Sister Mary Clarence : Well. How 'bout we just call you Rita Diva-with-a-'tude?
Rita : Hey. Sister. Maybe I can help you out? Are we all here?
All students : Yeah!
Rita : We're here.
Sister Mary Clarence : Thank you. All right. what have you been doin'?
All students : [ All looking down guiltily ] Is she jokin'? Chillin'.
Sister Mary Clarence : All right. Let me give you an easier question.
Sister Mary Clarence : Where are the music books?
Students : Up there. [ All point to ceiling covered excessively in spitballs ]
Sister Mary Clarence : Oh.
Rita : Maybe I should explain something to you. Sister. See. Um. This is what we call a bird course. Now. The reason we call it a bird course is because we. Uh... [ All students make bird wing gestures ] fly right through it. See. All you gotta do to pass in this class is show up.
Sister Mary Clarence : Hmm. So you come to class... you do nothing and you pass?
Rita : Oh. No. We don't exactly do nothing. We have a good time. Too. Yo. Frankie.
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