[After Don Lockwood's latest film is jeered by test audiences] Don : Everything you ever said about me is true, Kathy. I'm no actor. I never was. Just a lotta 'dumb show.' I know that now. Cosmo : Well, at least you're taking it lying down. Don : No. No kidding, Cosmo. Did you ever see anything as idiotic as me on that screen tonight? Cosmo : Yeah, how about Lina? Don : All right. I ran her a close second. Maybe it was a photo finish. Anyway, I'm through, fellas. Kathy : Don, you're not through! Cosmo : Why of course not. Why, with your looks and figure, you could drive an ice wagon or shine shoes! Kathy : Block hats! Cosmo : Sell pencils! Kathy : Dig ditches! Cosmo : Or worse still, go back to vaudeville.

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