[After Don Lockwood's latest film is jeered by test audiences]

Everything you ever said about me is true, Kathy. I'm no actor. I never was. Just a lotta 'dumb show.' I know that now.

Well, at least you're taking it lying down.

No. No kidding, Cosmo. Did you ever see anything as idiotic as me on that screen tonight?

Yeah, how about Lina?

All right. I ran her a close second. Maybe it was a photo finish. Anyway, I'm through, fellas.

Don, you're not through!

Why of course not. Why, with your looks and figure, you could drive an ice wagon or shine shoes!

Block hats!

Sell pencils!

Dig ditches!

Or worse still, go back to vaudeville.