The Simpsons Movie quotes

86 total quotes

Bart
Homer
Lisa
Marge
Multiple Characters

View Quote [Homer and Marge kiss on Homer's motorcycle]
Marge: Best kiss of my life...
Homer: Best kiss of your life so far!

View Quote [the dome has shattered into tiny glass shards that are falling to the city like snow]
Chief Wiggum: It's amazing no one was hurt!
Doctor Nick: [a giant piece of glass falls on him] Bye, everybody.

View Quote [Homer and Bart cycle up the dome, preparing to throw the bomb out through the hole at the top]
Bart: Homer... I'm sorry I said I wished you weren't my father.
Homer: That's all right, son. I wasn't much of a father. I guess it started with the way my dad raised me... [realising] Yes, I see it all now! It's just been a never-ending cycle of--
Marge: [through megaphone] SOMEBODY THROW THE GODDAMN BOMB!!!

View Quote [about Plopper the pig] You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!

View Quote [after seeing the giant glass dome being placed over Springfield] D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHME!!!!!

View Quote Best kiss of my life.

View Quote [flicking frantically through the Bible] This book doesn't have any answers!

View Quote But we're fugitives! We should just lay low until we get to Seattle.

View Quote [trying to rejoin his family in their hideout] Guys? What's the secret knock again?

View Quote Doomsday is family time.

View Quote [upon seeing the 'pig crap' silo] Oh, it's leaking!