“Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a...” – Adult Joe Wenteworth (Narrator), Simon Birch ... Movie Quotes Database

Adult Joe Wenteworth (Narrator) Jim Carrey

Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience...then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.

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