Ronnie quotes from Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

Ronnie

You gotta come see the baby. She's beautiful. And Veronica wants to make dinner for you.

Congratulations on the baby, but I'm not buying the invitation.

Ronnie

'Cause you think Veronica still hates you.

I know Veronica still hates me.

Ronnie

It's not true.

Yes, it is. Nikki always said that Ronnie's wife keeps her social calendar where she keeps his balls, in her purse.

Ronnie

That's not true.

Ronnie! What are you doing?

Ronnie

Okay, it's a little true. But if you think she still hates you, you're wrong because why would she tell me to invite you to dinner? Hmm?

Did you invite him?

Ronnie

Yes.

Well, can he make it?

Ronnie

I don't know yet! [to Pat] Can you make it next Sunday?

Ronnie

Hey, Tiffany! This is Pat.

Tiffany

Hi.

Ronnie

Pat, my sister-in-law Tiffany.

You look nice.

Tiffany

Thank you.

Oh, I'm not flirting with you.

Tiffany

Oh, I didn't think you were.

I just see that you made an effort and I'm gonna be better with my wife, I'm working on that. I wanna acknowledge her beauty. I never used to do that. I do that now. 'Cause we're gonna be better than ever...Nikki. Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?

Tiffany

What the ****?

Sweetie, sweetie. Honey, calm down.

Tiffany

You're killing me. You're killing me!

Tiffany, please. She'll see how well he's doing, maybe she'll lift the restraining order.

Tiffany

Oh, my God.

Ronnie

Pat told me.

Tiffany

Oh, my God.

Ronnie

He told me you should never throw a marriage out the window.

Tiffany

He did not say that.

Ronnie

Yes.

Tiffany

He didn't say that.

Ronnie

He said it several times, Tiffany. And it's his chance. You gotta give him a chance.