Signs (2002) · 43 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Signs (2002): in 16 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Merrill (16), Graham (11), Bo (11)
Bo, where's Morgan? Bo?
Are you in my dream, too?
This is not a dream.
Morgan I think God did it.
Did what? (Morgan turns his father's head to see their two dogs running around wildly in the center of an enormous crop circle)
Morgan You don't even know what that word means. (Morgan tastes it) It's not contaminated. It's just tap water, pour it in his bowl.
It tastes funny.
Morgan It does not. Besides, he licks his butt every day. I don't think he'll mind.
It's just a bunch of crock! They're trying to sell sodas! It's plain and simple. Been watching these reports since morning; I have seen twelve soda commercials so far. Twelve!
Morgan Do you have any books on extraterrestrials?
Oh, don't tell me you believe this horse manure.
Carl, there's something wrong with our water!
Morgan Your water's fine. Bo has this thing about her drinking water. She had it her whole life. It's like a tic people have, except it's not a tic.
Is that right?
Thirteen!
Morgan, this crop stuff, it's about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend in their lives. They're like thirty and they work up these little codes together, and they analyze Greek mythology, and make up secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends before can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doing it 25 years ago, new nerds are doing it again.
It's just static, Morgan.
Morgan It's a code.
Why can't they get girlfriends?
It's broken, Morgan. It's just gonna keep doing this. Maybe some new batteries...
Morgan You might lose the signal!
This is exactly what the nerds want...
Morgan Stop!
See, this is why we're not watching TV. People get obsessed.
Morgan So the aliens can't read our minds.
Oh! Of course.
Who wrote this book?
Morgan A scientist who had been persecuted for their beliefs.
That means they're unemployed.
Morgan If you're gonna make fun of it, then forget it.
This is serious.
I don't know what got into me.
Morgan There are pictures. Dr. Bimbu, the author of the book--
Bimbu?
Morgan Dad!
I just asked his name.
Morgan You had a tone.
You don't think something bad will happen. Do you, Morgan?
Morgan Why? You have one of your feelings again?
Morgan Is it bad?
Morgan I won't let anything bad happen to you.
Morgan Who said I was gonna die?
How can anyone possibly know that information? It's ridiculous. [pauses] What else did it say?
Morgan They said there are one of two outcomes of an invasion. One, they fight and are defeated, and have to return again with full forces in hundreds, maybe even thousands of years time.
What's two?
Morgan They win.
I heard a theory that... they don't like places near water. Maybe we'd be safer near a lake or something.
Morgan Sounds made-up.
I saw one of them at Ray Reddy's house. I can't be sure, but I got the distinct feeling it wanted to harm me. So, we can choose to believe this lake idea, pack up and go. Or we can stay here, hide inside our home, wait it out. I might be overreacting, but I'm willing to live with that. Either way, at least we'll be together. All those in favor of the lake idea, raise your hand.
Morgan That's bullshit! You're cheating!
Morgan, calm down. I get two votes because I represent two parents here.
Morgan We don't know anything yet. We'll be safe here anyway. [calmly] I don't wanna leave home. This is where we lived with Mom.
That's got nothing to do with this.
I change my vote.
You can't change your vote.
Morgan All those in favor of home, raise your hand.
Morgan You lose. Three to two.
How do we know boards will do anything?
Because they seem to have trouble with pantry doors.
Morgan Some guy had a sign saying it was the end of the world.
Don't worry.
Morgan You won't let anything happen to us, right?
No way.
Morgan I wish you were my dad.
What did you say? Don't you ever say anything like that again. Ever.
I'll make some sandwiches.
I want spaghetti.
We should eat fast, Bo.
Spaghetti sounds great. What do you want, Morgan?
Morgan Anything? French toast... and mashed potatoes.
Now we're talking. How about you, Merrill?
Chicken teriyaki.
Good choice. I'm going to have a cheeseburger with bacon. [smiles] Extra bacon.
Morgan Maybe we should say a prayer.
No.
Morgan Why not?
We're not saying a prayer.
Morgan Bo has a bad feeling.
I had a dream.
We aren't saying a prayer. Eat!
Morgan I hate you.
That's fine.
Morgan You let Mom die.
Morgan!
I am not wasting one more minute of my life on prayer. Not one more minute! Understood?
Now, we are going to enjoy this meal. No one can stop us from enjoying this meal, so ENJOY IT! Stop crying!
Graham.
Morgan Don't yell at her!
All right. Since you're all not going to eat, I'm going to try some of everything.
Morgan We forgot our foil helmets.
Have we got anything to wedge against the doorknob?
Morgan They'll read our minds.
You're scaring your sister.
I'm already scared.
That's why he had asthma. It can't be luck. His lungs were closed. His lungs were closed. No poison got in. No poison got in. His lungs were closed. His lungs were closed.
Give him a second!
Daddy?
Don't touch him!
Graham!
Don't.
Morgan Dad, what happened?
Morgan Did someone save me?
Yeah. Yeah, baby, I think someone did.
