Shanghai Knights 2003 quotes, page 2

You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!

And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.

Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money.

Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?"

I call that my kung pow chicken.

I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin' me out.

I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?

I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.

Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!

That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?

Who loves you, baby?

You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!