“Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. First of all...” – Master of Ceremonies, Shallow Grave ... Movie Quotes Database

Master of Ceremonies

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. First of all may I thank you all for coming along tonight and supporting our appeal to raise funds for the sick children's unit.

Alex Law

You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little ****ers put down. I want me money back!

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