Announcer Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for the Grouch Anthem. Oscar the Grouch No, no, no! With the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down! Down in front there! Oscar the Grouch This is where I wanna be - grouch paradise! Just look it at. It's like a work of art. Telly It is different, Maria. Maria Oscar, I want you to turn this car around right now and head for Toadstool! Oscar the Grouch Ah, an angry face in a beautiful place - heaven. Bert Whattaya see, Ernie? Ernie Your nose, Bert. Bert Ernie! Get serious, will ya? We're supposed to be looking for Big Bird. Ernie Right!