This is where I wanna be - grouch paradise! Just look it at. It's like a work of art.
It is different, Maria.
Oscar, I want you to turn this car around right now and head for Toadstool!
Ah, an angry face in a beautiful place - heaven.
Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird (1985) · 16 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird (1985): in 5 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Oscar the Grouch (3)
This is where I wanna be - grouch paradise! Just look it at. It's like a work of art.
It is different, Maria.
Oscar, I want you to turn this car around right now and head for Toadstool!
Ah, an angry face in a beautiful place - heaven.
Good! I'll have the tossed salad.
Hey, better make that two.
Two tossed salads!
Number two, comin' right up! [dumps another large spoonful of salad into his catapult. His assistant launches the salad again, but this time, it lands on the waitress]
Hi, Bob. No news about Big Bird, I suppose.
Yeah, we've located him.
WHAT?!
Yeah, he's right nearby, locked in a cage.
He's locked in a cage?!
The kids phoned they saw him. He's blue.
He's blue!
He's blue!
He's blue?
At some sort of a carnival, the kid said.
At a carnival?
Right, Maria--
That funfair!
We passed that hours ago!
Mmm-hmm.
That's what she said.
Well, come on!
Bye, Bob!
How we gonna get him if he's locked in a cage?
Come on, Telly! [grabs Telly]
And then suddenly, I looked up and I saw... [Miss Finch suddenly arrives] MISS FINCH!
Hello, Big. Perhaps the Dodos weren't perfect for you, but I have managed to find you another lovely bird family.
But he doesn't need another family.
Well, I hope there nothing seriously wrong with your car.
Oh, I hope not, either, but you know I can fix it.
Oh, Gordon!
Oh, Gordon, what is this?
Gordon, what-what's going on?
What happened to the car?
Gordon! What happened to the car?
Don't ask me. [points at Cookie Monster] Ask him.
Hi [Belches] Excuse me.
Our insurance man is never gonna believe this.
Once more around the block, Bruno.
Sure. boss.
Yeah. I gotta walk off some of this happy stuff. [Bruno stops to look at the consume 1949 Volkswagen Beetle] Bruno, come on. [Bruno then walks off]