Serenity (2005) · 82 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Serenity (2005): in 7 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Malcolm “Mal” Reynolds (4), Jayne Cobb (2), Simon (2)
Kaylee! Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right—
Kaylee Everything's shiny, Captain. Not to fret.
You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!
Kaylee That was six months ago, Captain.
My ship don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her.
Kaylee Are you okay?
Is HE okay?!
Cap'n didn't make 'em fugitives.
Kaylee But he coulda made 'em family! 'Steada keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch, and we coulda... Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Oh, God! I can't know that!
I could stand to hear a little more.
I thought she was getting better.
And I thought they was getting off! Didn't we have an intricate plan how they were gonna be not here anymore?
Kaylee We couldn't leave them now.
No, now that she’s a killer woman, we ought be bringing her tea and dumplings.
Inara. Nice to see her again.
So... trap?
Trap.
Are we going in?
Only but a few hours out.
Yeah, but, remember the part where it's a trap?
If that’s the case, then Inara's already caught in it. She wouldn't set us up willing. Might be we got a shot at seeing who's turning these wheels. We go in.
Kaylee But how can you be sure Inara don't just wanna see you? Sometimes people have feelings. And I'm referring here to people.
You all were watching, I take it?
Kaylee Yes.
Did you see us fight?
Kaylee No.
Trap.
My one regret in all of this is never being with you.
Kaylee With me? You mean to say as...[hopeful] sex?
Kaylee Hell with this! I'm gonna live!
Kaylee Don’t pay anybody in advance. And don’t ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky.
