Elliot
Hello, IBC program room.
Preston
This is Rhinelander. Who's the idiot that put that nut on the air?
Elliot
Oh, uh, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir, but uh... he can't talk to you right now because he's sorta tied up. Uh-huh. Oh, in fact, he just said that you were a flatulating butthead?
Preston
A butthead?
Elliot
He said he never felt that way about a man before, but you really looked good in a suit.
[Preston angrily kicks one of the cats]
