(Tom gets hit in the groin with a plank of wood)
Argh! My balls!
(George brings him two bowling balls, and hits him in the balls with them again)
No, not those... Jesus!
(George runs up with a plastic Jesus statue)
No!
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Cindy George, what happened?
George I don't know. Me and Cody were playing a fun game and... (looks down at gameboard) Yahtzee! (stands up and bangs his head on a shelf, then falls onto the table again)
President Harris Isn't this great? Humans and aliens working together. We're one big, happy, intergalactic family.
George Family. Huh. That's just what I've been running away from.
President Harris Well, that's because you're an idiot.
Brenda Meeks I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.
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