Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Santa Claus: The Movie (1985): in 3 of its 12 quotes
Towzer, how does Brazil sound to you?
Brazil?
Brazil. Sandy beaches, tropical breezes, big rum drinks with pineapple in 'em, senoritas in string bikinis and... oh yes, no extradition proceedings.
You mean ----
You and me, Eric. We'll take the cash ---- and let the elf face the music!
Well, what do you have to say to that, sir?
Well, Senator, I've always known that cigarette smoking could be hazardous to your health. [laughs]
This is not a laughing matter, sir! This is a tragedy waiting to happen. You, sir, are a disgrace to your profession!
Senator...
And I believe THIS toy was advertised as being suitable for three-year-olds?
Senator, I'm even more astonished that you are to see this and I assure you that if these are not isolated examples, I'll make sure they never happen again.
Well, you better do more than that, sir. You better withdraw every BZ Toy on the market or I'll personally see to it that your license to manufacture and distribute in the United States is REVOKED!
NYPD officer{via bullhorn}: We have a warrant for your arrest! Patrolmen are coming to your office now.
Heh heh heh!
Whoa, whoa, uh-oh!
[BZ flies higher as police look at each other in astonishment]
