Dr. Nelson Guggenheim
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation.
Max Fischer
And what does that entail?
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim
It entails that if you fail another class, you'll be asked to leave Rushmore.
Max Fischer
In other words, I'll be expelled.
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim
That's correct.
Max Fischer
Can I see some documentation on that, please?
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim
[Guggenheim hands him his transcript]
Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying.
Max Fischer
Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. But the fact is, no matter how hard I try, I still might flunk another class. If that means I have to stay on for a post-graduate year, so be it...
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim
- We don't offer a post-graduate year.
Max Fischer
Well, we don't offer it yet.
