Carter
Secret Service Agent James Carter! Boy that sounds good! Give me six months, SIX MONTHS, Lee, and I'll be up in Washington protecting the President.
Lee
Everyone knows you would never take a bullet for someone else.
Carter
Yeah, but they don't know that. Did you see the way she was looking at me brother?
Lee
She never even looked at you!
Carter
Don't be jealous, Lee. The girl chose me. 'Cause I'm tall, dark, and handsome and you third-world ugly.
Lee
I'm not third-world ugly. Women like me. They think I'm cute, like Snoopy.
Carter
Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you.
