Roxanne
When you're getting love letters, you don't go around trying to compare the signature to the handwriting.
C.D.
You wanna know why? 'Cause you wanted to believe it. You wanted it all. All the romance and emotion, all wrapped up in a cute little nose and a cute little ass!
Roxanne
You even got me in bed.
C.D.
Yeah. Yeah, what about that? You went to bed with him on your first date.
Roxanne
Only because you seduced me. I would have never gone to bed with him otherwise.
C.D.
You still went to bed with him awfully fast! A few frilly words and you're counting ceiling tiles.
Roxanne
I don't even consider that I went to bed with him!
C.D.
Well, somebody was up there, and it's for goddamn sure it wasn't me!
