Johnny ****in' Chan.
Mike McDermott
Matt Damon · 26 quotes
Lester "Worm" Murphy
Edward Norton · 21 quotes
Teddy KGB
John Malkovich · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Mike McDermott & Lester "Worm" Murphy (11), Mike McDermott & Teddy KGB (3)
Rounders quotes
Page 3 of 3Just like a young man coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied.
Kid's got alligator blood.
Mr. son of a bitch! Let's play some cards!
Very ag-re-essive.
Wait, did [Jo] split on you? Oh god..[sees Mike's bed] Oh my god. Mike, she made off with your sheets.
We're not playing together. But then again, we're not playing against each other either. It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?
Why do you think the same nine people end up at the final table at the World Series of Poker? Are they the nine luckiest guys in Vegas?
You know what, Gramma? I need your ****in' charity like I need your **** in my ass, okay?
You know what? Stop worrying so much about me. I'm turning things around. I'm not letting anyone drop a garbage can over my head.
You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded it on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short, and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.