Enchant?. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality.

Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request, which you've chosen to ignore!

Brad, don't be ungrateful.

Ungrateful!

How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.

[bashful.]

Well, yes I am.

Do you have any tattoos, Brad?

Certainly not!

Oh, well. [looks at Janet.] How 'bout you?