The Rock quotes

50 total quotes

General Francis X. Hummel
John Patrick Mason
Multiple Characters
Stanley Goodspeed

View Quote Let's see, we have some dirty magazines, Stone Age cave girls in the raw. Kinky.

View Quote Womack! Why am I not surprised, you piece of shit?

View Quote I love pressure, I eat it for breakfast.

View Quote I've been in jail longer than Nelson Mandela, so maybe you want me to run for President?

View Quote Listen, I'm just a bio-chemist. Most of the time I work in a glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo. A beige one. But what I'm dealing with here, is one of the deadliest substances the earth has ever known so whaddaya say you cut me some friggin' slack?

View Quote I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you ever got past puberty.

View Quote Call it what you will. You're down there, we're up here! You walked into the wrong god damn room, Commander!

View Quote I can't cut anyone's balls off with a trimmer now, can I?

View Quote But how in the name of Zeus' butthole did you get out of your cell? I only ask because given our current situation, that information may prove useful. Maybe!

View Quote Honey? Uh, you wanna know who really killed JFK?

View Quote Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses, is that normal? (Points to a dead marine whose legs are twitching)
Mason: What, the feet thing?
Goodspeed: Yeah, the feet thing.
Mason: Yeah, it happens.
Goodspeed: Yeah, well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?
Mason: Like what? Kill him again?

View Quote Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, Sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.

View Quote I'm not about to kill 80,000 innocent people. You think I'm out of my ****ing mind?

View Quote Why don't we cut the chit chat, A-hole?!

View Quote Okay, you wanna play tough with me? You wanna play tough? OK, FBI! Freeze, sucker!