Stanley Goodspeed Let's see, we have some dirty magazines, Stone Age cave girls in the raw. Kinky. Stanley Goodspeed I really believe that anyone who's even thinking of having a child in this world is coldly considering an act of cruelty. Stanley Goodspeed Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, Sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.