Pat Novak

There's still no word from Omnicorp parent company, OCP. And although the government says they are rebuilding Alex Murphy, rumors continue to swirl about his condition. But we have obtained exclusive video taken by cell phone that shows the people of Detroit may have Alex Murphy back on the streets sooner than they think. The real tragedy here is that our president chose to [pulls up the latest Washington Post] uphold the Dreyfus Act. Now, I have no doubt he was manipulated by our biased media, and by whistleblower Dennett Norton. [shows clip of Norton's Senate testimony as if extracted from the front page]

Dr Dennett Norton

I acknowledge we know less than we thought. But I do believe my research program is sound. What I did with it... was wrong.

Novak

The fact that THIS mother[beep]er is not serving time in some federal penitentiary is a HUGE, HOT, HEAPIN' PILE OF HORSESH[bleep]! [pauses; walks back to centre stage] Now I know some of you may think that this kind of thinking is dangerous, and these machines violate your civil liberties. Some of you even believe that the use of these drones overseas makes us the same kind of bullying imperialists that our forefathers were trying to escape. To you, I say... STOP WHINING! America is now and always will be the greatest country on the face of the Earth! I'm Pat Novak. Good night.