Dell Who the **** are you, Mr Smiley?
Mr Smiley?
Dell Yeah. You've had this idiot grin since I walked in. So, are you happy? Are you stupid? Or get punched in the face too many times?
Honestly, it's probably the punching thing.
Played by J. D. Pardo 
Road House (2024) · 23 quotes
Road House (2024) · 23 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Road House (2024): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Dalton (3)
Scenes with Dell
3 scenes Dell Dell I just wanted to get you outside so I could ask you and your friends respectfully to leave the premises.
Dell Oh, we'll leave. After I **** kill you.
Sure. Uh, before we start do you have insurance?
Dell What?
Like, you have medical insurance? Your coverage good? Like, you have dental?
Dell Oh, ha-ha! Yeah. I'm not the one that's gonna ****in' need it.
Okay. Sure. Hey, Frankie?
Yeah?
Is there a hospital nearby?
Literally who gives a shit.
Dell Shit the **** up and fight, asshole!
Is there a hospital nearby? Is it like, too far? Is it close?
You don't have to lose, you're gonna lose in front of all your friends.
Dell "In front of"? [Thugs laugh] Oh, they're not here to just watch.
Oh, well, that's hardly fair.
Dell Life's not fair.
I just slapped you. Are you all right?
