Burt Wilson I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!
It worked in the movie!
Burt Wilson Well, it ain't working now, Frank!
You mean the movie lied?
Played by Clu Gulager 
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) · 12 quotes
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) · 12 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Return of the Living Dead (1985): in 6 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Ernie Kaltenbrunner (3), Frank (2)
Listen, there's a bunch of people from the cemetery who are stark, staring, mad, and they'll kill you and eat you if they catch you. It's like a disease. It's like rabies, only faster, a lot faster. That's why you've got to come and get us out of here now... right now!
Scenes with Burt Wilson
5 scenes Burt Wilson Burt Wilson Burt Wilson You did what? You opened it? You stupid moron! You idiot! What's the matter with you Frank? Haven't I already told you never to even go near those goddamn tanks?
What are we gonna do, Burt?
Burt Wilson I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to be sued by the Darrow Chemical Company. I might even be investigated by the government. I might become very famous. I might even lose my business. I might even go to jail, goddamn it! That's what I'm going to do!
Burt Wilson What about the bones Ernie?
Bones are no problem. Hardest thing to burn is the heart.
Burt Wilson A heart, why?
'cause it's just one big tough muscle.
Burt Wilson Yeah, but Ernie, I mean, c'mon, we don't want the heart sticking around!
Then I'll turn it up hotter for the heart.
Spider
Man, look, how can we kill those things?
You don't.
Spider
Da **** you mean, "You don't"?
Burt.
Burt Wilson You can't kill those mothers, they're already dead. You gotta understand they're not living creatures, they're animated. I mean, you can chop them up into pieces, the pieces would still come after you.
Spider
Oh, ****!
Burt Wilson All you can do is just burn'em. You got to totally reduce them to ashes, so there's nothing left to come after you.
Spider
Man, there's a hundred of those ****ers!
Burt Wilson Yeah, that is the question.
Burt...that favor you owe me?
Burt Wilson Yeah.
Watch your ass out there.