L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade [seeing a zombie on road while driving]
GTA, Mother****er! [L.J. drives on, the zombie is sent flying by the car and hit the roof with a thud] Yeah! 10 points.
Played by Mike Epps 
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) · 44 quotes
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) · 44 quotes
Most-quoted character in Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004): in 14 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Major Cain (2)
Somebody get this ugly bitch off me!
More lines from L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade
8 quotes L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade [As the S.T.A.R.S squad prepares to take down Nemesis]
You mother****ers are crazy! Look at that big mother****er, got a rocket launcher!
L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade [L.J runs into the S.T.A.R.S. members' hideout and find a dozen guns pointing at him]
Shit! Maybe I was safer outside.
L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade [When a S.T.A.R.S. officer hands him a shotgun]
Mother****er, please. [opens his jacket to reveal his two golden Desert Eagles] My shit is custom.
L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade [runs in after Alice pointing a gun at Carlos]
Don't shoot, don't shoot! He's cool. He made a deal with Dr.Doom same as you.
L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade [L.J stands alone after Nemesis kill the S.T.A.R.S. members, Nemesis stop shooting and looks at him]
Respect!.
L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade [L.J. learns that Carlos has been bitten]
You should've told me you were bit mother****er, I'm hangin' witchu and shit!
L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade [Cain asks L.J. who he thinks is a helicopter pilot why they haven't taken off yet]
Because I usually drive a Cadilac! [punches out Cain and smiles]
Scenes with L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade
5 scenes
Sniper [A zombie wanders around the convenience store where the S.T.A.R.S members use as a hideout, and is soon shot by a S.T.A.R.S sniper hiding on the roof of the store. The zombie wobbles backwards but does not drop dead] [loading his rifle]
Plenty to go around. [fires another shot and the zombie falls dead] Yeehah! I've got the power.
L.J [L.J comes limping to the store, the sniper sees him and takes another aim] [seeing the sniper and hastily puts up both hands]
Don't shoot! [the gun fires and L.J turns back to see another zombie falls right behind him.] Thanks! Owe you one, man.
Nemesis S:T.A.R.S....
L.J [Nemesis has just nailed down everyone but L.J in the room with his Gattling gun, L.J looks around and swears at the sight, Nemesis approaches L.J] [with his pistols up]
Respect. [Nemesis' screen flashes "Civilian, threat:minium"] Respect, man. [Drops his guns, Nemesis' screen flashes "Non-combatant civilian, threat:zero"]
[Nemesis turns and leaves L.J alone]
How long ago have you been bitten?
Carlos Olivera Three hours
L.J. What?
Today's your lucky day.
L.J. [to Carlos]
You should have told me you were bitten, mother****er, I'm hanging with you and shit!
L.J [Alice and the survivors storm the Umbrella helicopter after taking out all the guards. Just as they all get aboard Nemesis appears and approaches the chopper] [seeing Nemesis]
Oh shit! We are stealing his ride, he wouldn't like that! [pointing the gun at the pilot] Take off now!
Why haven't we taken off yet?
L.J 'Coz I usually drive a Cadillac! [Punches Cain]
