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Bernard: [looks at the departure time] Flight leaves 6:45. [looks at the clock, which indicates that it's 7:00] Oh, no! We missed the flight! Miss Bianca, if you hadn't...
Miss Bianca: [laughs] You worry too much. You know that flights are always late.
Orville: [through radio] Albatross flight 13 to tower! Albatross 13!
Miss Bianca: Now, what did I tell you? We are lucky, Mr. Bernard!
Bernard: Luck? Flight 13? Maybe we'd better take the train.
Orville: [through radio] Wake up!
[Bernard stops]
Orville: Dad-drat it! Somebody answer down there! Get off the dime! Hello! Hello! Is anybody down there?!
Bernard: [responds through microphone] Uh, say-- Uh, hello.
Orville: Where in tuck have you been, huh, ya lazy knucklehead?
Bernard: Well, we just got here, sir. You see, my co-agent insisted on packing her, uh...
Orville: [whilst the sound of a helicopter is heard] Look, bud. Am I clear to land? Traffic up here's thicker than fleas on a hound dog!
[the loud sound of the helicopter drowns him out and blares through the radio, blowing Bernard off-balance]
Orville: WOW! WOW! [angrily] Dad-blast, you dirty road-hog! Road hog! Crazy! See, look! What is--! You stupid lunk-headed...
[Bernard turns down the volume of the radio]
Miss Bianca: What did he say, Mr. Bernard?
Bernard: I wouldn't dare repeat it.
Bianca: Well, then give him the permission to land.
Bernard: [to microphone] Uh, Captain? You, uh, you have our permission to land.
Orville: Well, it's about time, bud!
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