Rent quotes

116 total quotes

View Quote We could light the candle... Oh, what'd you do with my candle!

View Quote That sleezy news show Buzzline wants to take a meeting.

View Quote I didn't get my nipples pierced because it grossed YOU out!

View Quote That's a full service woman you got there.

View Quote Yeah, I teach. Computer age philosophy. When my students would rather watch TV.

View Quote Collins: Merry Christmas, bitches!
Mark: Yeah, fourteen hours later! What the hell happened to you?!

View Quote Joanne: She cheated.
Mark: She cheated.
Joanne: Maureen cheated.
Mark: ****in' cheated.

View Quote It's true you're with this yuppie s****?

View Quote I should tell you -- I blew the candle out, just to get back in.

View Quote Paul: Then why chose fear?
Gordon: I'm a New Yorker: fear's my life

View Quote The moon glows, the river flows, but I die without you.

View Quote Angel: Who died?
Benny: Our Akita
Roger and Mark: Evita?
[Collins glares]

View Quote Hey, Collins, don't get your ass kicked this time!

View Quote [To Joanne] You got engagedededed!

View Quote That drip of hurt, that pint of shame, goes away -- just play the game!