The Boy Sir Giles, I presume?
Come, come, come, come, lad. Stop mumbling.
The Boy I came to talk about the dragon.
Ah, yes, yes, yes. Another tale of woe and misery, I suppose. Devoured your flocks, no doubt.
The Boy Oh, no, sir. He...
Aha! Made off with your loving parents, has he? Well, they shall be avenged!
The Boy But you don't understand...
What? Don't tell me he's kidnapped some fair damsel, with flaxen hair, and ruby lips, and form divine? Why, he can't do that to her! He shall pay dearly on the field of battle.
The Boy But that's just it. He won't fight.
Yes. He... He won't fight? Preposterous! The fellow must be an infernal cad. Bit of a rotter, what?
The Boy He is not. He's a nice old dragon who likes to write poetry.
The Boy Yes. You know, verses?
How jolly! Ha ha! I'm a bit of a bard myself, you know.
The Boy You a poet, too?
Yes. No doubt you've heard of my Ode to a Fleecy Cloud?
The Boy Well, I...
Oh fleecy cloud, O cloud of fleece, up in the sky so high... Oh. Oh, my.
The Boy Oh, my.
The Boy Have you had any nice battles lately?
Battles? Oh, no, no, no battles. No.
The Boy Oh. Oh, probably too busy scourging the countryside and devouring fair damsels, then.
Scourging? Devouring? Good heavens, no.
The Boy But don't you ever do anything desperate?
Well, yes, I... I do make up poetry.
The Boy Poetry?
Verses, you know? Care to hear my latest sonnet?
The Boy Well, I...
Oh, you'll love this. I call it, "Just A-Drifting". ♪ Just a-drifting o'er the leaves ♪
♪ Like a dewdrop, fancy free, ♪
♪ Playing with the gentle breezes, ♪
♪ Romping with the bumble beezes. ♪
♪ Oh, what fun! Joy never ceases, ♪
♪ Just a-drifting. ♪
The Boy Do you mind if I recite a poem?
You, boy? Why, well, oh, not at all!
Oh, of course, of course. Rather, rather!
The Boy 'Tis evening from the stars above, A soft mysterious light brings thoughts of friendship, joy and love. [shouts] Now how 'bout that fight?