Mordecai: We made it... we made it on time! [both high-five]
Benson: Uh, yeah. You're not on time. BECAUSE THE MORNING MEETING'S ALREADY OVER!!!
Mordecai: Sorry, Benson! We would've been here sooner but the cart ran out of gas!
Muscle Man: You know who doesn't run out of gas?
Benson: LEAVE!! [Muscle Man and Fives bumps into each other and run off, followed by Skips and Pops]
Skips: Good luck, fellas.
Pops: Bad show.
Benson: You know, you can't just walk into work whenever you feel like it! We have rules here! And when you break the rules, you're gonna pay the consequences! Wait, pay the consequences or face the consequences?
Mordecai: Face the consequences.
Benson: FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!! [holds two pink pieces of paper reading "OFFICIAL NOTICE OF TERMINATION"]
Mordecai: What are those?
Benson: These are pink slips. One with your name on it, and one with yours on it. And now, it's time for me to say the words I've been waiting to say for a long time. YOU'RE FIRED!!!
[Mordecai and Rigby gasp]
Mordecai: No, Benson! You can't!
Rigby: Yeah! We got a good excuse!
Benson: Oh, really? What's that?
Rigby: We bought you breakfast burritos.
Benson: ..What.
Rigby: Y'know, just to say we're sorry for messing up at work all the time. Right, Mordecai?
Mordecai: Uh... yeah.
Rigby: Best burritos in the city...
Benson: Uh, yeah. You're not on time. BECAUSE THE MORNING MEETING'S ALREADY OVER!!!
Mordecai: Sorry, Benson! We would've been here sooner but the cart ran out of gas!
Muscle Man: You know who doesn't run out of gas?
Benson: LEAVE!! [Muscle Man and Fives bumps into each other and run off, followed by Skips and Pops]
Skips: Good luck, fellas.
Pops: Bad show.
Benson: You know, you can't just walk into work whenever you feel like it! We have rules here! And when you break the rules, you're gonna pay the consequences! Wait, pay the consequences or face the consequences?
Mordecai: Face the consequences.
Benson: FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!! [holds two pink pieces of paper reading "OFFICIAL NOTICE OF TERMINATION"]
Mordecai: What are those?
Benson: These are pink slips. One with your name on it, and one with yours on it. And now, it's time for me to say the words I've been waiting to say for a long time. YOU'RE FIRED!!!
[Mordecai and Rigby gasp]
Mordecai: No, Benson! You can't!
Rigby: Yeah! We got a good excuse!
Benson: Oh, really? What's that?
Rigby: We bought you breakfast burritos.
Benson: ..What.
Rigby: Y'know, just to say we're sorry for messing up at work all the time. Right, Mordecai?
Mordecai: Uh... yeah.
Rigby: Best burritos in the city...
Mordecai : We made it... we made it on time! [both high-five]
Benson : Uh, yeah. You're not on time. BECAUSE THE MORNING MEETING'S ALREADY OVER!!!
Mordecai : Sorry, Benson! We would've been here sooner but the cart ran out of gas!
Muscle Man : You know who doesn't run out of gas?
Benson : LEAVE!! [Muscle Man and Fives bumps into each other and run off, followed by Skips and Pops]
Skips : Good luck, fellas.
Pops : Bad show.
Benson : You know, you can't just walk into work whenever you feel like it! We have rules here! And when you break the rules, you're gonna pay the consequences! Wait, pay the consequences or face the consequences?
Mordecai : Face the consequences.
Benson : FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!! [holds two pink pieces of paper reading "OFFICIAL NOTICE OF TERMINATION"]
Mordecai : What are those?
Benson : These are pink slips. One with your name on it, and one with yours on it. And now, it's time for me to say the words I've been waiting to say for a long time. YOU'RE FIRED!!!
[Mordecai and Rigby gasp]
Mordecai : No, Benson! You can't!
Rigby : Yeah! We got a good excuse!
Benson : Oh, really? What's that?
Rigby : We bought you breakfast burritos.
Benson : ..What.
Rigby : Y'know, just to say we're sorry for messing up at work all the time. Right, Mordecai?
Mordecai : Uh... yeah.
Rigby : Best burritos in the city...
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