Captain Qwark
And I was like warrior no I said I was a worrier.
Voiced by Jim Ward 
Ratchet & Clank (2016) · 22 quotes
Ratchet & Clank (2016) · 22 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Ratchet & Clank (2016): in 5 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Ratchet (2)
Prepare to be blown away by my epic humility.
More lines from Captain Qwark
2 quotes
Captain Qwark
Maybe. But, now the last laugh is on you!
Scenes with Captain Qwark
2 scenes
Cora
Got a long line of citations here. Possession of an illegal gravity repulsor?
Oh, that was a misunderstanding. I thought that space pirate was on the level.
Brax
Operation of a black market accelerator.
"Operation" is a strong word. It blew up as soon as I turned it on!
Cora
Willful disruption of the space-time continuum?
That is a funny story…
Qwark
You're reckless, you're a loose cannon, and you're dangerous! That's my shtick!
Wait! Just gimme a chance!
Qwark
Sorry, no time! Galaxy in jeopardy! Get back out there, and remember, you can do anything... as long as you're me! NEXT!
Qwark
Your protosuit is the most advanced combat armor on the market. And it comes in all the latest fall colors!
Sweet!
Qwark
A neural sensor in your helmet reads your thoughts and telequips the desired weapon into your hands. Try equipping your Combuster! [after a few seconds, Ratchet equips the gun] There you go!
Computer
Combuster equipped.
Wicked.
Qwark
The Combuster is the backbone of the Rangers' arsenal, allowing you to hit targets in a short-to-medium range.
Cora
[Ratchet misfires a few times]
This is embarrassing.
Qwark
The Alpha Disruptor fires a deadly stream of plasma, allowing you to hit multiple targets at once.
Brax
See? He’s got it…sort of.
Qwark
This little baby’s the Negotiator. Fires multiple long-range, high-impact rockets. Great versus heavy armor. [Ratchet knocks himself off the platform with two Negotiator missiles] Buzz Blades! [several Buzz Blades fly around the room while one chases Ratchet around, yelling in protest] The Warmonger. [Ratchet fires a few rockets, but they turn around and fly toward him] I dunno…the Spiral of Death? [Ratchet fires the Spiral of Death twice, only to accidentally slice the platform in half, making him fall] Fusion Grenade? [Ratchet throws the grenade, but it doesn’t explode on impact and it bounces back toward him, smacking him onto the glass the Rangers were watching from] Wow.
Brax
Dude.
How am I doing? [slides off the glass]
