[Skinner has made Linguini drunk]

Have you ever had a pet rat?

Nope.

Did you work in a lab with rats?

Nope.

Perhaps you lived in squalor at some point?!

Nopity, nopity no.

You know something about rats! You know you do!

You know who know do whack-a-do...ratta-tatta! Hey, why do they call it that?

What?

Ratatouille! It's like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If you're gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious! "Ratatouille" doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie". Rat-patootie...which does not sound delicious. [holds up his glass, gesturing for more wine]

[angrily]

Regrettably...[Drops wine bottle into trash can] we are all out of wine.