[Remy and Gusteau are talking about Linguini]

What do I always say, Remy? Anyone can cook.

Well yeah, anyone can. That doesn't mean that anyone should.

Well, that is not stopping him. See?

[Linguini has accidentally spilled a pot of soup and is attempting to cover up his mistake by throwing random ingredients into it]

What?! What is he doing?! No...no! No, this is terrible; he's ruining the soup, and nobody's noticing?! It's your restaurant! Do something!

What can I do? I am a figment of your imagination.

But he's ruining the soup!! We gotta tell someon-- [slips and falls]