Herb Stempel You want to know what? If I do nothing else I will convince them that Herbert Stempel knows what won the goddamned Academy Award for best picture of 1955; that's what I'm gonna accomplish. Herb Stempel You know why they call them Indians? Because Columbus thought he was in India. They're Indians because some white guy got lost. Herb Stempel That box is the biggest thing since Gutenberg invented the printing press, and I'm the biggest thing on it.