Kitty Softpaws I'm called Kitty Softpaws, because I'll steal you blind and you'll never notice that I'm there. Humpty Alexander Dumpty It’s been a long time, brother. Are those new boots? [Puss: No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.] Be-betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!