"God, I hate this job." (While climbing out of a body bag.)
The Punisher (2004) · 70 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Punisher (2004): in 25 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Joan (4), Dave (2), Bumpo (2)
"I leave this as a declaration of intent so no one will be confused. Number one: Sic vis pacem, para bellum. Latin. The boot-camp sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. Sic vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war." (Voice-over.)
More lines from Frank Castle
9 quotes"Good business, murder? Did Saint pay you for each one, or does he get a group-rate discount?"
"You shouldn't play with knives."
"God's gonna sit this one out."
"Number two: Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family. Number three: In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy it is necessary to act outside the law-to pursue...natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment." (Voice-over.)
"You look like a strong kid. You must work out. Ever try isometrics? This antipersonnel mine weighs eight pounds. Not much, but try holding it with an outstretched arm. Hell of a workout."
"I made you kill your best friend. I made you kill your wife. And now I've killed you."
"Those who do evil to others-the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists-you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me...the Punisher." (Voice-over.)
They murdered my family. They thought they murdered me. My actions are not vengeance. No, not vengeance. Punishment.
Scenes with Frank Castle
15 scenesTo Frank Castle–the finest soldier, the finest undercover op, the finest man I've ever known. What will I do without you?
Get a girlfriend.
Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God.
God's gonna sit this one out.
Stay away from me, Castle! I got friends, you know.
Let's talk about your friends.
Make your own friends, buddy. I'm not saying nothin'. I talk to you, they'll kill me.
If you don't help me, I'll kill you now, Mick.
The Saints tell me nothing!
Nothing? They pay your rent...your legal bills. You should know something.
What's the torch for?
Two thousand degrees, Mick. Enough to turn steel into butter. It won't hurt at first. It's, uh, too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them. Then you'll go into shock...and all you'll feel is...cold. Isn't science fun, Micky?
Castle? Where have you been?
It's been five months since my family was killed. I don't see one man in jail.
Obviously, you're upset–
Upset? Is that the word? I used to get upset when I had a flat tire. I used to get upset when a plane was delayed. I used to get upset when the Yankees won the Series. So if that's what "upset" means, then how do I feel now? If you know the word, tell me, because I don't.
I, uh, I've lived in seven cities in seven years, and in each one I've managed to find the one guy who'll treat me the worst. But I'm trying to fix that. You're Castle.
Used to be.
We saw you on T.V.
I don't have one.
I'm Joan. Dave's the one with all the, uh, the metal? And Bumpo's the one that...well, you can probably figure out which one Bumpo is. We're really sorry.
About what?
About your family.
Did you know them?
No.
I'm over it.
Don't let your memories kill you.
They won't kill me.
Do I know you?
I know you. You're that boy in the newspaper - came back from the dead.
I didn't catch your name.
You like that song? I wrote that for you. I'm gonna sing it at your funeral.
I know it's not Thanksgiving, but, um, I'd like us all to say what we're thankful for. I'll start. Um...I'm thankful to be alive this year. And to have a job, and to be sober.
Yeah - I'm thankful for my mom...getting out of jail. You now, it's, it's cool. And this girl gave me her number...which is also cool.
Thanks for leftovers-I'm full. Thanks for Diet Pepsi. And thanks for good neighbors.
Thanks for dinner.
. . .
I know what it's like. I know what it's like to try and make your memories go away. You can make new memories. Good ones. Good memories can save your life.
I'm not what you're looking for.
Look what they did to him...
They tried to make me talk. I gave 'em nothing.
You don't know me. You don't owe me anything. I've brought you nothing but trouble. Why are you ready to die for me?
Because...you're one of us. You're family.
Say you kill them all; what then? What makes you any different from them?
They have something to lose.
Howard Saint. HOWARD SAINT! (Saint stops, turns to face him.) You took everything from me.
You killed my son!
Both of them.
You're right. Good memories can save your life. When Dave gets out of the hospital, check the cupboard. I left something — for all of you.
You're leaving?
I have work to do. Read your newspaper every day. You'll understand.
Which section?
Obituaries.
Stay away from me, Castle! I got friends, you know.
Let's talk about your friends.
Make your own friends, buddy. I'm not saying nothin'. I talk to you, they'll kill me.
If you don't help me, I'll kill you now, Mick.
The Saints tell me nothing!
Nothing? They pay your rent... your legal bills. You should know something.
Two thousand degrees, Mick. Enough to turn steel into butter. It won't hurt at first. It's, uh, too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them. Then you'll go into shock... and all you'll feel is... cold. Isn't science fun, Micky?
I-I don't know shit!
You'll smell burning meat, and then...then, it'll hurt.
I SWEAR, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!!
Smell that, Mick? I'm burning off some of your fat.
I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING! Anything, anything you wanna know.
That's a good boy.
Okay, any involvement in Howard Saint's business involves two Cubans: the Toro brothers. They control all the prostitution and gambling, up and down the gulf coast. Tons of cash. They give their dirty money to Howard Saint, who transports it in cigarette boats to his banks in Grand Haven; washes it, and wires it back clean as a whistle.
FU--! FOR THE LOVE OF GO-! [Castle sticks a popsicle in his mouth and lowers him]
You are not a nice person. So, what's up, you gonna string up Howard Saint and blowtorch him?
I like that idea. But I have something better. And guess what? You're gonna help me. Unless you wanna stay Howard Saint's lackey for the rest of your life.
I hate the Saints. All of them.
Tell me about them. What do they do; where, when.
Howard Saint's a man of strict habits. He has first tee time five days a week at Tampa Springs. Never fails. He likes money, he likes power. But the thing this guy covets most, the wife, Livia. What happened to your family, Howard did that for her. She's just like him, and she's just as predictable. Every Thursday, she works out, gets her nails done and goes to the movies. Howard knows every move this broad makes. Any man who looks at her wrong, he ends up in Tampa Bay. Let's not forget Johnny boy, the son you didn't kill. What a putz. Last, but not least, Quentin Glass. Been with Howard 20 years-- the family consigliere, lawyer, CPA and a sadist. Who knows what's going on with this guy.
Hey, Jimmy.
Jesus, Frank! Where have you been?
I got shot. I woke up. That's what I remember. You subpoena me, that's what I'll say. It's been five months since my family was killed. I don't see one man in jail.
Obviously, you're upset–
Upset? Is that the word? I used to get upset when I had a flat tire. I used to get upset when a plane was delayed. I used to get upset when the Yankees won the Series. So if that's what "upset" means, then how do I feel now? If you know the word, tell me, because I don't.
Castle, if you're not gonna cooperate, we're gonna have to...
Wait, wait. This man's been through hell. Who's he supposed to trust right now. Let's get him to a safe house.
I don't want a safe house, Jimmy. I don't want Witness Protection. I don't want anything. All I wanna know is who gave me up. Don't be a stranger, Jim.
You know whose money this is? You know whose building this is?
Howard Saint's.
He's gonna **** your life up.
He already **** my life up.
How was work?
Why's that gun pointing at me?
It's how I say 'hi' to everyone these days. (Jimmy pours another drink) What did happen to your Porsche, Jimmy?
I told you, "buy American."
I didn't see your fishing boat outside.
Well, you know what they say about owning boats.The two happiest days are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
They say that about TVs and Stereos? Wristwatches?
I had my money in high-tech stocks. Broker kept telling me "Don't sell. Don't sell." I'm an old soldier. I follow orders. And now I'm broke. Get off my back.
Okay Jimmy. I get it.
Why did you call me the other day, Jimmy? (He turns around) Why didn't you run when you saw that I was still alive?
How long have you known?
You mean for certain? Enough to say, bet on? (He shook his head) Not til now.
I'm sorry Frank.
Me too.
I'm not a betting man, Jimmy.
I'll tell you who did it.
You did it.
Saint did it!
No, you did it. You called the other day 'cause you're sick, you need my help. That's what friends are for, right? Well here I am, (Holding a bullet) I'm here to help.
What are you gonna do?
I'm not gonna do anything.
You are. (He pulls out his gun)
Frank, I...
Let's say goodbye like the friends we were, huh? Not like animals.
I can't do it.
You can, and you will.
You do it.
No.
(Weeks puts the revolver on his chin, but couldn't do it. He did and shot himself. Frank, satisfied, holsters his gun and takes off his watch and put it on his dead best friend's wrist. He leaves Weeks's place, without a word.)




