2nd most-quoted character in The Sweetest Thing (2002): in 4 of its 7 quotes
Most scenes with: Christina (2)
And what if Jane is the girl of your dreams, and you'll never know.
Peter That is the sweetest thing. I never thought I'd meet the girl of my dreams by having somebody grab me in a bar and say, "Hey, you, man, I have good woman for you. She is very hot and sweet. She is there. Jane, you dance for the man!"
Should have poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance.
What's that, Gramps?
I met this hot young dish at the World's Fair back in 1940. Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.
Peter I bet you really miss Grandma, huh?
Ah, **** Grandma.
Peter I'd be careful with those fat-free chips. They cause anal leakage.
You cause anal leakage.
I did come to your wedding because I wanted to see you again. Because the feeling is mutual, and you'd better be a really good kisser. [Christina and Peter kiss.] Wow. That was weak.
Peter Weak?
It's okay. You can try again.
