Mmm! God damn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious gourmet shit on us! What flavor is this?
Knock it off, Jules.
What?
I don't need you to tell me how **** good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead **** in my garage.
Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that--
No, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pulling him here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead **** Storage?
Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no--
Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead **** Storage"?!
No, I didn't.
You know why you didn't see that sign?
Why?
'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead **** ain't my **** business, that's why!
But Jimmie, we ain't gonna store the mother****er--
No, no, no, no, no, don't you **** realize, man, that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced? All right? No marriage counseling, no trial separation, I'm going to get **** divorced, okay? And I don't want to get **** divorced! Now man, you know, ****, I wanna help you, but I don't want to lose my wife doing it, all right?
Jimmie, Jimmie, she ain't gonna leave you--
Don't **** "Jimmie" me, Jules, okay?! Don't **** "Jimmie" me! There's nothing that you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget that I love my wife, is there?! Now look, you know, she comes home from work in about an hour and a half. Graveyard shift at the hospital. You gotta make some phone calls? You gotta call some people? Well, then do it! And then get the **** out of my house before she gets here!
Hey, that's Kool and the Gang. You know, we don't wanna **** your shit up. All we wanna do is call my people and get them to bring us in, that's all.
You don't wanna **** my shit up? You're **** up my shit right now! You're gonna **** my shit up big time if Bonnie comes home. So just do me that favor, all right? The phone is in my bedroom, I suggest you get going.
