Mia
I can’t ride side-saddle.
Queen Clarisse
No, no, no, neither could I when I was your age and quite frankly, dear, it is ACUTELY uncomfortable. Herbie is my riding companion, here he is.
Queen Clarisse
Herbie.
Mia
It's a wooden leg.
Queen Clarisse
Yes.
Mia
That is impressively sneaky, Grandma, did you think of this yourself?
Queen Clarisse
No, it's a centuries old idea, our ancestors know something about being comfortable, right, you just drape your skirt over it and no one suspects a thing!
