Pretty Woman 1990 quotes, page 3

62 quotes · 4 characters
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Characters
Vivian Ward Julia Roberts · 45 quotes
Edward Lewis Richard Gere · 36 quotes
Kit De Luca Laura San Giacomo · 6 quotes
Hollister Larry Miller · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Edward Lewis & Vivian Ward (26), Vivian Ward & Kit De Luca (3), Edward Lewis & Hollister (3)

Pretty Woman quotes

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[after Edward catches her singing along to Kiss in the tub]

Don't you just love Prince?

More than life itself.

Magician at party

No matter what they say, it's all about money. So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer. Watch - one, two, three; see, you've got it all, and we've got nothing. You've got all four, take a look.

When you and I were dating, did you speak to my secretary more than you spoke to me?

Susan

She was one of my bridesmaids.

Hey, sugar, you lookin' for a date?

No, I want to find Beverly Hills. Can you give me directions?

Sure. For five bucks.

Ridiculous.

Price just went up to ten.

You can't charge me for directions!

I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain't lost.

The stores are not nice to people — I don't like it.

Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.

Edward, are you in town on, uh, business or pleasure?

Business, I think.

Business, you think. Well... let me guess. That would make you... a lawyer.

A lawyer?

Umm-hmm.

What makes you think I'm a lawyer?

You've got that, um... sharp, useless look about you.

Exactly how obscene an amount of money were you talking about? Just... profane, or really offensive?

Really offensive.

[to himself]

I like him so much.

I guess this is not the greatest time to be a hooker, is it?

Look, I use condoms always. I get checked out once a month at the free clinic. Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I am probably safer.

I like that; that's very good. You should have that printed on your business card.

If you're makin' fun of me, I don't like it.

[laughs]

No, I'm not making fun of you. No, I don't. I'm not. I wouldn't offend you. I'm sorry. What's your name?

What do you want it to be?

Elizabeth Stuckey

'[about Vivian] She's sweet, Edward! Wherever did you find her?

976-BABE.

People put you down enough, you start to believe it.

I think you... are a very bright, very special woman.

The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

Thompson

I have a message for you, sir.

From who?

Thompson

Ah, from your niece, sir.

My what?

Thompson

The young lady who's staying in your room, sir.

Oh. Hmm. I think we both know that she's not my niece.

Thompson

Of course.

The reason I know that, is that I am an only child.

Thompson

Now, Mr. Lewis, however, is a very special customer, and we like to think of our special customers as friends. Now, as a customer, we would expect Mr. Lewis to sign in any additional guests, but as a friend, we're willing to overlook it. Now, I'm assuming that you're a... [long pause] ... relative?

[meekly]

Yes.

Thompson

I thought so. Then you must be his...

[Thompson gives Vivian an expectant nod. Another long pause.]

Niece?

Thompson

Of course. Naturally, when Mr. Lewis leaves, I won't see you in this hotel again. I assume you have no other uncles here?