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Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed




View Quote And that will bring him back?
View Quote Asshole!!!
View Quote Cadets, I'd now like to discuss something that'll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that's the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.
View Quote Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?
View Quote Come with me!
View Quote Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?
View Quote DON'T MAKE ME FLARE MY NOSTRILS!
View Quote Don't move dirt bag!
View Quote Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
View Quote Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.
View Quote Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar.
View Quote Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
View Quote FOOLS! To think they can kill the brother, of Badula!
View Quote Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.
View Quote Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"