And that will bring him back?
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Police Academy quotes
Page 1 of 4Asshole!!!
Cadets, I'd now like to discuss something that'll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that's the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.
Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?
Come with me!
Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?
DON'T MAKE ME FLARE MY NOSTRILS!
Don't move dirt bag!
Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.
Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar.
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
FOOLS! To think they can kill the brother, of Badula!
Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.
Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"