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Grawl: Thought you could take over our world? your kind knows no decency.
Chuck: You mean chick magnets?
Grawl: No, aliens. Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all of our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button.
Soldier #1: Uh, General, sir? Am I to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski?
Soldier #2: I shoot Kolski.
Grawl: No. You shoot Meckavoy.
Soldier #2: Then who shoots Kolski?
Soldier #3: I can shoot myself.
Grawl: That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and and graze Corporal Hisk.
Soldier #4: Yes, sir!
Soldier #3: Ow!
Grawl: Not yet!
Soldier #1: Drop your weapon!
Soldier #2: You.
Soldier #5: No! you first.
Soldier #6: You're mine, Hecknavar!
Soldier #7: I'm not taking my eyes off Kinso.
Captain Kinso: Drop it, dirtbag!
Grawl: Hold your fire! HOLD YOUR FIRREEEEE!!! Captain Kisno, get, everyone out of here.
Chuck: You're not thinking all this is my fault, right?
Grawl: All right, if you won't tell us, there's another way to unlock the secrets of your brain. Professor Kipple! He's all yours.

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