[at the car rental agency, after Neal finds the rental car he was assigned is not in the expected spot]
Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that **** dumbass smile off your rosy **** cheeks. Then you can give me a **** automobile. A **** Datsun, a **** Toyota, a **** Mustang, a **** Buick — Four **** wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of **** nowhere with **** keys to a **** car that isn't **** there. And I really didn't care to **** walk down a **** highway and across a **** runway to get back here to have you smile at my **** face. I want a **** car right **** now.
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh, boy.
"Oh, boy" what?
You're ****.
