A character in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)

Jeff quotes from Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)

Gregory Walcott

5th most-quoted character in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957): in 7 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Lt. Harper (3), Col. Edwards (3), Paula (3)

Scenes with Jeff

7 scenes

You seem to still be up there somewhere.

Jeff

Maybe I am.

I don't think I've ever seen you in this mood before.

Jeff

I guess it's because I've never been in this mood before.

Something about your flight?

Jeff

Yeah.

What happened, Jeff?

Jeff

I saw a flying saucer.

A saucer? You mean the kind from up there?

Jeff

Yeah, or its counterpart. I was shaped like a huge cigar. Dan saw it too. When it passed over, the whole compartment lighted up with a blinding glare. Then there was a tremendous wind that practically knocked us off our course.

Well did you report it?

Jeff

Yeah, radioed in immediately and they said well keep it quiet until you land. Then as soon as we landed, big army brass grabbed us and made us swear to secrecy about the whole thing. Oh, it burns me up. These things have been seen for years. They're here, it's a fact. And the public oughta know about it.

There must be something more you can do about it.

Jeff

Oh no there isn't. Oh, but what's the point of making a fuss. Last night I saw a flying object that couldn't possibly have been from this planet. But I can't say a word. I'm muzzled by army brass! I can't even admit I saw the thing!

Jeff

I still think you oughta go in town and stay with your mother until I get back.

This is our home and nothing's going to take me from it. Besides, most men try and keep their wives from going home to Momma.

Jeff

That's not the point.

That's all the point there's going to be. Now toddle off and fly your flying machine, Darling. But if you see any more flying saucers, will you tell them to pick another house to buzz? Don't worry about me.

Jeff

Oh you're the only thing I do worry about. Oh forget about the flying saucers. They're up there. But there's something in that cemetery, and that's too close for comfort.

The saucers are up there. And the cemetery's out there. But I'll be locked up in there. Now off to your wild blue yonders.

Jeff

You promise you'll lock the doors immediately?

I promise. Besides, I'll be in bed before half an hour is gone, with your pillow beside me.

Jeff

My pillow?

Well, I have to have something to keep me company while you're away. Sometimes in the night when it does get a little lonely, I reach over and touch it, then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore.

Jeff

A crazy kid. I do love you, Darlin'.

Jeff

Now you stay close to the officer, Honey.

I'd feel safer with you.

Jeff

Now the Lieutenant knows best.

Oh I don't like it, but I guess there isn't much I can do about it.

Jeff

You goin' in that thing?

That's what we're here for.

Jeff

I don't know, the way these things speed around we might just get in there and pft! Off it goes.

That's a chance we take.

Well, I took a chance on those earlier airplanes. Might just as well see what the inside of one of these looks like. Got your guns ready?

Jeff

I tell you one thing, if a little green man jumps out at me I'm shooting first and asking questions later.

Now you two stay right where you're at.

We will do as you command. For the moment.

No for the moment about it. You just do as I tell you.

You do not need guns. They would be of no use to you now.

They've been mighty useful before on flesh and blood, and you two look like you've got a lot of both.

True, they would be effective upon us. If you were to have the opportunity to use them.

Jeff

Mister, if you don't get away from that control board I'll show you just how effective they can be.

Jeff

You fiend!

I? A fiend? I am a soldier of our planet! I? A fiend? We did not come here as enemies. We came only with friendly intentions. To talk. To ask your aid.

Our aid?

Yes. Your aid for the whole universe. But your governments of Earth refused even to accept our existence. Even though you've seen us, heard our messages, you still refused to accept us.

Why is it so important that you want to contact the governments of our Earth?

Because of death. Because all you of Earth are idiots!

Jeff

Now you just hold on, Buster.

No, you hold on. First was your firecracker, a harmless explosive. Then your handgrenade. They began to kill your own people a few at a time. Then the bomb, then a larger bomb. Many people are killed at one time. Then your scientists stumbled upon the atom bomb. Split the atom. Then the hydrogen bomb, where you actually explode the air itself. Now you bring the destruction of the entire universe, served by our sun. The only explosion left is the solarbonite.

Why there's no such thing.

Perhaps to you. But we've known it for centuries. Your scientists will stumble upon it as they have all the others. But the juvenile minds you possess will not comprehend its strength, until it's too late.

You're way above our heads.

The solarbonite is a way to explode the actual particles of sunlight.

Why, that's impossible.

Even now, your scientists are working on a way to harness the sun's rays. The rays of sunlight are minute particles. Is it so far from your imagination they cannot do as I have suggested?

Why, a particle of sunlight can't even be seen or measured.

Can you see or measure an atom? Yet you can explode one. A ray of sunlight is made up of many atoms!

Jeff

So what if we do develop this Solanite bomb? We'd be even a stronger nation than now.

Stronger. You see!? You see!? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

Jeff

That's all I'm taking from you! [leaps at Eros]

Get back here you jerk! Let him finish.

It's because of men like you that all must be destroyed. Headstrong, violent! No use of the mind God gave you.

Jeff

You talk of God?

You also think it impossible that we, too, might think of God? You, who wear the uniform of your country. You see, I wear the uniform of my country. Yes, we've had to use drastic means to get to you, but you left us no alternative. When you have the solarbonite, you have nothing. Nor, does the universe.

You speak of solarbonite, but just what is it?

Take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun. Now you spread a thin line of it to a ball, representing the Earth. Now, the gasoline represents the sunlight, the sun particles. Here we saturate the ball with the gasoline, the sunlight. Then we put a flame to the ball. The flame will speedily travel around the Earth, back along the line of gasoline to can, or the sun itself. It will explode this source, and spread to every place that gasoline, or sunlight, touches. Explode the sunlight here, Gentlemen, and you explode the universe. Explode the sunlight here, and a chain reaction will occur, direct to the sun itself. And to all the planets that sunlight touches. To every planet in the universe. This why you must be stopped. This is why any means must be used to stop you. In a friendly manner, or as it seems, you want it.

He's mad.

Tanna

Mad? Is it mad that you destroy other people to save yourselves? You have done this. Is it mad that one country must destroy another to save themselves? You have also done this. How then is it mad that one planet must destroy another that threatens the very existence-

That's enough!! In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man's battles. Life is not so expansive on my planet. We don't cling to it like you do. Our entire aim is for the development of our planet.

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