[Sam Brenner: What's your problem, dude?! What's goin' on?!] Whoa! Whoa! No! No, Brenner, no! Brenner, no-no-no-no-no-no, stop! It's me, it's me! It's Ludlow! It's Ludlow. [Brenner: Ludlow Lamonsoff, The Wonder Kid?] Yeah. [Sam: How'd you get into my van?] I've been in there ever since you went to that nice lady's house. She's cute, by the way. [Sam: What?!] Hey! [Sam: What is that?!] This is moisturizer. [Sam: [not buying it] Show me what that is. [sees label] "Chloroform"?] Is that what it says? [Sam: You were gonna drug me?!] Only as a last resort. [Sam: What are you--?!] There was something I had to tell you. [Sam: Why didn't you call me then?] Because the CIA has been tapping into my phones ever since I found out that the Zapruder film had been edited. JFK shot first. [Sam: [happily] Ludlow, it is you!]
[ Sam Brenner: What's your problem, dude?! What's goin' on?!] Whoa! Whoa! No! No, Brenner, no! Brenner, no-no-no-no-no-no, stop! It's me, it's me! It's Ludlow! It's Ludlow. [ Brenner: Ludlow Lamonsoff, The Wonder Kid?] Yeah. [ Sam: How'd you get into my van?] I've been in there ever since you went to that nice lady's house. She's cute, by the way. [ Sam: What?! ] Hey! [ Sam: What is that?!] This is moisturizer. [ Sam: [not buying it] Show me what that is. [sees label] "Chloroform"?] Is that what it says? [ Sam: You were gonna drug me?!] Only as a last resort. [ Sam: What are you--?!] There was something I had to tell you. [ Sam: Why didn't you call me then?] Because the CIA has been tapping into my phones ever since I found out that the Zapruder film had been edited. JFK shot first. [ Sam: [happily] Ludlow, it is you!]
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