Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.
4th most-quoted character in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003): in 12 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain Jack Sparrow (9), Mr. Gibbs (4)
Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.
This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
I would die for her.
Oh, good. No worries, then.
Curse ya for breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot! [coughs, regains consciousness, and recognizes Jack] Mother's love. Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. It's bad luck!
Fortunately, I know how to counter it: The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
That was for the smell.
Anamaria.
I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?
No, that one I deserved.
You stole my boat!
Actually–
Borrowed! Borrowed, without permission- but with every intention of bringing it back!
But you didn't!
You'll get another one!
I will.
A better one!
That one!
What one? [Will nods towards it] [angrily] That one?! [thinks quickly then turns to Anamaria, calmly] Aye, that one!
You, sailor.
Cotton, sir.
Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? [Pause] Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!
He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him... no one's yet figured how.
Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!
Of course it does. [to Will] Satisfied?
Well, you've proven they're mad.
How can we sail to an island that can't be found, with a compass that doesn't work?!
Aye, the compass doesn't point north- but we're not trying to find north, are we?
How is it that Jack came by that compass?
Not a lot's known about Jack Sparrow 'fore he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of the Isla de Muerta. That was before I met him, back when he was captain of the Black Pearl.
What!? He failed to mention that.
He plays things closer to the vest now, a hard-learned lesson it was. You see, three days out on the venture, the first mate tells him that everything's in equal share. That should mean the location of the treasure too, so Jack gives up the bearings. That night, there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die, but not before he'd gone mad with the heat.
Oh... so that's the reason for all the...[Imitates Jack's odd moves]
Reason's got nothing to do with it. Now Will, when a pirate's marooned, he's given a pistol with a single shot. One shot. Well, that won't do much good hunting or to be rescued. But after three weeks of a starving belly and thirst, that pistol will start to look real friendly. But Jack, he escaped the island, and he still has that single shot. Oh, but he won't use it though, save on one man. His mutinous first mate.
Barbossa?
Aye.
How did Jack get off the island?
Well, I tell ye. He waded out in the shallows and he waited there three days and three nights, 'til all manner of sea creatures 'came acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together, and made a raft.
He roped a couple of sea turtles?
Aye, sea turtles!
...What did he use for rope?
What code is Gibbs to keep to if the worst should happen?
Pirate's Code. "Any man who falls behind is left behind."
No heroes amongst thieves, eh?
You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to be coming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga. [sees Will looking at coins shining in water] And you're completely obsessed with treasure.
That's not true, I'm not obsessed with treasure.
Not all treasure's silver and gold, mate.
Ten years, ya carry that pistol, and now you waste your shot.
He didn't waste it. [drops bloody medallion in chest, lifting the curse]
I feel...cold. [slumps to ground and dies]
You cheated!
No!
NO! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement! In a fair fight, I'd kill you!
Well, then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
This is either madness or brilliance.
It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.