Captain Jack Sparrow Shoot him, then cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard. Captain Jack Sparrow I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness. [Swings off ship] Captain Jack Sparrow Think like the whelp, think like the whelp, think like the whelp... Half-barrel hinges. Leverage!