Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you prefer?

Good news.

Okay. The good news is the engine has exploded and we're all going to die.

Hello, Dr Dave, Radio Rock. How is that good news?

I haven't yet told you how we're going to die. That's the bad news.

How are we gonna die?

We're going to drown in the freezing waters of the North Sea.

Dearie me.

There is a huge hole in the side of the boat and in an unfortunate development, it transpires that the lifeboats are useless.

[to Angus]

Actually, that's quite good for you, isn't it? 'Cause you can't swim, so you'll die quicker.

Sorry.