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Quentin: Your mother is dropping by to pay us a visit before Christmas.
Young Carl: You're kidding? When does she arrive?
Quentin: Tomorrow. She was always very impromptu.
Young Carl: Really?
Quentin: Oh yes. Anyway, I thought you might like to know, in case you want to brush your hair or hide the large stack of pornography you keep on that shelf.


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