Five thousand and three.
Is that all?
Yes, five thousand and three zlotys, that's all we've got left.
It's three thousand and three zlotys too much,
[Reading from newspaper)
'Re: Further restrictions regarding liquid assets: Jews will be allowed to keep a maximum of two thousand zlotys in their homes.'
What are we supposed to do with the rest?
Deposit it in a bank. Blocked account.
Banks? Who'd be stupid enough to deposit money in a German bank?
We could hide the money. Look here. Can hide the money in flowerpot.
No, no, no. I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll use tried and tested methods. You know what we did in the last war? We made a hole in the table leg and we hid the money in there.
And suppose they take the table away?
What d'you mean, take the table away?
The Germans go into Jewish homes and they just take what they want, furniture, valuables, anything.
Do they?
Idiot! What would they want with a table?
What on earth are you doing?


